The Wannabe Developer’s Manifesto

I’m sure most of us have been confronted with a ‘Wannabe Developer’ at least once, probably a lot more even. The Wannabe Developers are such a large group that i think they should have their own manifesto. I dislike Wannabe Developers as much as anyone, but i’m in a generous mood today so i’ve taken the liberty to write that manifesto. I can only hope they find it useful.