ADO.NET EF v LINQ to SQL (take 4)

I never thought I would write a 3th part to this saga and war against ADO.NET EF but here I am again. So after getting some real progress on my project I thought I’d try out ADO.NET EF again, give it another chance. I figured maybe the last few times I failed with it, it was just misunderstood. I’m writing this post out of pure anger and disgust I have had to go through with ADO.NET EF.